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My Pops gave me this Chinese book of the top natural phenoms the Middle Kingdom in anticipation of my eventual pilgrimage back to the motherland. It's all in Chinese and being illiterate, I just flipped through gawking at the photos of the lovely natural sites--very lovely indeed.

Of course, I wonder what the editors were thinking when they juxtaposed these two little photos... Hmmm! Curious photos, no?


UPDATE: Everyone I've interrogated or shown this to has been unfazed by the images. They're like, "it's not really sexual". HELLO? ARE YOU BLIND?