Toronto: Part #1

Toadie wanted me to write about the seedy underbelly of this fair city. This is the first installment of a multi-part series.

Toronto receives heat-advisory warnings when the temperature barely topples 30 degrees centigrade (86 F). Clearly, there is a conspiracy afoot to get Canadians up-in-arms over global-warming. Even Mother has taken to a home compost heap of sorts.

(More investigative reporting to come. Har. Har.)