Pee and View

Best bathrooms in the city.

Diet Crack

This shiv is good. Apparently, however, diet coke is just as bad as the sugar-ful stuff. Something about insulin levels.

78 and sunny, despite barren trees

Lincoln is in grant park and grant is in lincoln park,

Weather

Foggy today.

Multimedia message

goodbye old phone...

You have new Picture Mail!

Young panda in natural environment (and tie-dye????). Current hair is clearly a throwback to the days of yore.

The Secret Lives of Office Workers

He says, "I think I'm gonna book a conference room myself and play some Mario Kart DS at lunch."
She sighs, "Ah, getting pwned by 10 year olds at lunch. Pleasant."
He adds, "We were not meant for corporate America."
She finishes, "No, we were meant for corporate France." (Stuff baguette in piehole)

Hello, is it me you're looking for?

Hey, where did I go? This blog needed a clean start as the old one wasn't conducive to updates. Since this stupid program doesn't allow you to make everything a "draft" in one batch, I had to go ahead and archive everything under another url.

Not like anyone reads this silliness in any case. <3